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“One such woman leader, Qin Liangyu, was the wife of a native tribal chieftain in the western province of Sichuan.”

The Search for Modern China - Jonathan D. Spence

So…I’m going to have a threesome? In China? In the seventeenth century? With a married couple? That’s pretty kinky I guess.

“He stopped, attentive, like a man listening; for sight could not go far though the dark air and thick mist.”

-The Divine Comedy

…KAY

“Carefully inscribed was a line he recognized from the Book of Ecclesiastes: HE THAT INCREASETH KNOWLEDGE INCREASETH SORROW.” Assassin’s Creed: Renaissance, Oli Bowbow

Oh, okay.

“And their words pleased Ha’mor, and She’chem Ha’mor’s son.”

…The Holy Bible. Lemme get something else.

“Boracic: of or containing boron.”

GOD DAMN IT, WEBSTER’S NEW ILLUSTRATED DICTIONARY.

“Thou hast hit it. Come, sit on me.” - Petruchio, Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew (2.1.198)

Oh.

Bombs are a major new feature in Assassin’s Creed Revelations, and add an entirely new tactical dimension to its stealth and combat mechanics.

Revelations complete official guide